Where's the grass??
Now...don't go thinking this kind of regular update is going to be normal. I figured I'd probably pull off twice a week or so, or something.That is, if something extrordinary doesn't happen.
Or just...out of the ordinary.
There's a sofa and a loveseat on my lawn.
Now, understand, I have a sofa. It's in my livingroom. And when I woke up this morning, it was still there. Granted, I woke up late. I slept in. It's Saturday. I'm allowed to do that.
But then I walked out to get my paper. And guess what?
There's a sofa and a loveseat on my lawn.
So...I think, hmm. In fact, that's exactly what I said. I said "Hmm..." and then I said "Huh." And then I came back in to see if someone I knew had brought me a sofa and a loveseat and just not left a note or something. But no one had. So I went back out to examine these things.
Damn skippy no one I knew left 'em. If they had, I'd have hit them. Very, very hard.
There's a cushion missing from the sofa, and the two cushions on the loveseat are showing stuffing, as well as a small, questionable stain that I chose not to investigate closer. There are numerous tears, rips, and holes, and the wood has been scratched to death.
Well, actually...if I didn't know better, I'd have thought it WAS from my house. We have five cats. We HAD a sofa like this once.
But ours was a prettier color! Better fabric!
Also, we sold it to a sucker for $10 at a garage sale, with a cover over it so he didn't know what he was getting.
Anyway...there's a sofa. And a loveseat. On my front lawn.
If it's yours....could you please come get it back? I don't want it.
Though, I must say, you set it up splendidly. At least they weren't piled on top of each other like they were being thrown away. You did it up nice! It's quite the display.
Please don't do it again, or I'll have to hunt you down and kill you.
And lest you should think I'm making this up so I'll have something to write about:
On another note, there are some new links up to some fun places. If you haven't checked out the sites over on that page, go. Go now.
RIGHT NOW.
